I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
When life gives you melons, you’re dyslexic.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
There’s a new restaurant called Karma. No menu – you get what you deserve.
England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
A cross-eyed teacher can’t control his pupils.