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JOKES – English School Paper, April 2011 Issue

JOKES
by Hryssa Papalexopoulou

What did John say when he saw four elephants walking down the hill?
“Are elephants coming?”
And what did John say when he saw four elephants with black sunglasses walking down the hill?
Nothing. He didn’t recognize them!

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Teacher: Tell us, Helen, where does God live?
Helen: I think in the bathroom, Miss.
Teacher: And why are you saying that?
Helen: Because every morning my dad is behind the bathroom door and he says: “God, will you ever get out?”

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Two men were gambling in a salon. One of them stood up and he started screaming:
– I won, I won!
– What do you have?, the second man asked.
– Four aces.
– I think that you don’t….
– Why, what do you have?
– Two nines and one gun!!!

JOKES by Chryssa Papalexopoulou – English School Paper, February 2011 Issue

JOKES
by Chryssa Papalexopoulou (6th grade)

When one of your shoes has a hole and the other one has two, what time is it?
It’ time to buy new shoes!

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One woman was coking eggs when her husband came home. When he went to the kitchen he started to speak:
– Watch out! Put some oil! Oh my God, turn the frying pan, the eggs will burn! No, not like this, honey! You shake it very fast. Oooh, you will destroy it! Now you must put salt. Don’t forget it! No, it’s too much! Are you crazy? Oooh, can you tell me where your mind is?
Then she looked at him and told him:
– Do you think that I can’t even cook two eggs?
He smiled at her and he told her:
– No, honey, but I wanted to give you an idea about how I feel when I drive and you are by my side!

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Totos asked his dad:
– Dad, do you know where is Spain?
– No. Ask your mum, she cleaned up the house this morning!